Husband (returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged

Wife: Have u brought the groceries

Husband: Bad Command or file name

Wife: But I told u in the morning

Husband: syntax error. Abort

Wife: what about my new T.V

Husband: Variable not found

Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping

Husband: sharing violation, access denied

wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny

Husband: Too many parameters

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u

Husband: Type mismatch

Wife: U r useless

Husband: It’s by default

Wife: Wt about your salary

Husband: file in use…try later

Wife: What is my value in this family

Husband: Unknown virus